{"id":33,"date":"2011-09-20T11:17:42","date_gmt":"2011-09-20T18:17:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/?p=33"},"modified":"2011-09-20T11:18:10","modified_gmt":"2011-09-20T18:18:10","slug":"stating-the-obvious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/stating-the-obvious\/","title":{"rendered":"Stating the Obvious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Minim Calibre <\/p>\n<p>For the prompt, &#8220;Mistaken for gay &#8211; Not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with that.&#8221; Charles Gunn\/Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, set during S2. G, 370 words. Originally posted <a href=\"http:\/\/choc-fic.livejournal.com\/47101.html\">here<\/a>.<br \/>\n<HR><\/p>\n<p>By the time Gunn hears the tell-tale sound of his truck pulling up in front of their rathole of a building, they&#8217;re already forty-five minutes late getting back with the takeout. Gunn wads up another Kleenex, tries for a three point shot into the garbage can from the far end of the office, and hopes to hell Cordelia hasn&#8217;t somehow screwed up his truck and that she and Wes didn&#8217;t forget his Kung Pao chicken. <\/p>\n<p>He never should have agreed to let her drive to go get it. Hell, he&#8217;s not even one hundred percent sure she has a license. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;I mean, jeez Louise, we&#8217;re supposed to be friends! I&#8217;m not like Mister Broody-Abandoned-His-Friends-When-They-Tried-to-Help-Him. I&#8217;m totally cool with it!&#8221; The door slams open and Cordelia slams in, followed by a flustered looking Wes, struggling to balance the plastic bags the food came in.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cordelia, we&#8217;re not keeping anything from you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Damn right you&#8217;re not!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;As I was trying to say, there isn&#8217;t anything for us to keep from you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not anymore there isn&#8217;t, buster. Not after Mrs. Lee spilled the beans about you two being gay!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Gunn&#8217;s damn sure he couldn&#8217;t have heard that correctly. &#8220;Excuse me?&#8221; Then he has to blow his nose again. The Kleenex bounces off the edge of the can.<\/p>\n<p>Two heads swing around to look at him. Cordelia&#8217;s got her eyes narrowed and her lips pursed.<\/p>\n<p>Setting the bags down on the desk, Wes fills him in. &#8220;She asked me where my boyfriend was. Apparently, she thinks we&#8217;re together and was worried that we&#8217;d had a bit of a row.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Okay, he heard that right. &#8220;You set her straight?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wesley looks a little sheepish. &#8220;I told her you were ill and she gave us an order of hot and sour soup, compliments of the house.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So that&#8217;s a no, then. Hey, English, you remember the Kung Pao chicken?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, Gunn, I remembered the Kung Pao chicken. When have I ever forgotten it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Cordelia snorts, &#8220;Oh, please. You expect me to believe you&#8217;re not dating?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In unison, he and Wes answer her, &#8220;Well, yes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She rolls her eyes, digs into her carton of sweet and sour shrimp. &#8220;Well if you&#8217;re not, maybe you should consider it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, everyone else is the first to see what&#8217;s right in front of your face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,10,19,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angel-the-series","category-challenge","category-characters-of-color-love-fest","category-wesleygunn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35,"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions\/35"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}