{"id":245,"date":"2011-10-08T14:58:40","date_gmt":"2011-10-08T21:58:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/?p=245"},"modified":"2011-10-08T14:58:40","modified_gmt":"2011-10-08T21:58:40","slug":"until-the-end-of-the-world-you-ungrateful-bloodsucking-bastard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/until-the-end-of-the-world-you-ungrateful-bloodsucking-bastard\/","title":{"rendered":"Until the End of the World (You Ungrateful Bloodsucking Bastard)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Minim Calibre<\/p>\n<p>Notes: Just&#8230; remember not to dare me. Please. Angelus\/The Beast, PG.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><em>Greensleeues was all my ioy,<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my delight:<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my hart of gold,<br \/>\nAnd who but Ladie Greensleeues.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I remember him standing there, mouth stained crimson with blood, eyes flashing like guineas, a certain come-hither glint in them as he looked at me. Why, why does he deny me?<\/p>\n<p><em>Alas my loue, ye do me wrong,<br \/>\nto cast me off discurteously:<br \/>\nAnd I haue loued you so long<br \/>\nDelighting in your companie.<br \/>\nGreensleeues was all my ioy,<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my delight:<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my heart of gold,<br \/>\nAnd who but Ladie Greensleeues<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t understand it. Is it the girl? Is she prettier than me? Can she kill as well as me? I thought what we had&#8230; I thought it was special. I thought I was special. But he doesn&#8217;t even acknowledge that we once had something.<\/p>\n<p><em>I haue been readie at your hand,<br \/>\nto grant what euer you would craue.<br \/>\nI haue both waged life and land,<br \/>\nyour loue and good will for to haue.<br \/>\nGreensleeues was all my ioy,<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my delight:<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my hart of gold,<br \/>\nAnd who but Ladie Greensleeues.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What is it going to take? I&#8217;ve tried everything. I&#8217;ve said it with lawyers (he&#8217;s not the type to which one says it with flowers), I&#8217;ve said it with fire. I&#8217;ve wiped out all those who would dare to remove the last bottle of his favorite product from the shelves, and all to no avail.<\/p>\n<p><em>I bought three kerchers to thy head<br \/>\n, that were wrought fine and gallantly:<br \/>\nI kept thee both boord and bed,<br \/>\nWhich cost my purse wel fauouredly,<br \/>\nGreensleeues was all my ioy,<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my delight:<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my hart of gold,<br \/>\nAnd who but Ladie Greensleeues.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve even tried co-parenting, with the fruit of his large, unfaithful loins. Spare the rod, spoil the child. But he doesn&#8217;t seem to appreciate it when I spank the lad.<\/p>\n<p><em>I bought thee peticotes of the best,<br \/>\nthe cloth so fine as might be:<br \/>\nI gaue thee iewels for thy chest,<br \/>\nand all this cost I spent on thee.<br \/>\nGreensleeues was all my ioy,<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my delight:<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my hart of gold,<br \/>\nAnd who but Ladie Greensleeues.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve blotted out the sun for him. Does he even appreciate how hard that was? Does he even remember that my night vision isn&#8217;t the best? Everything I do, I do for him, and for my troubles, he has his puny minions attempt to exile me. I don&#8217;t understand.<\/p>\n<p><em>Thy smock of silk, both faire and white,<br \/>\nwith gold embrodered gorgeously:<br \/>\nThy peticote of Sendall right:<br \/>\nand thus I bought thee gladly.<br \/>\nGreensleeues was all my ioy,<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my delight:<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my hart of gold,<br \/>\nAnd who but Ladie Greensleeues.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Such good times we had, nestled together under eiderdown, plotting the demise of our enemies, acting out scenes of torture on each other&#8217;s bodies. The sweet satin of his flesh as hard as the iron chains he bound me with, the sweeter taste of maids and manservants\u2014by the end of our honeymoon, there wasn&#8217;t an agency on Europe willing to work with us.<\/p>\n<p><em>Thy girdle of gold so red,<br \/>\nwith pearles bedecked sumptuously:<br \/>\nThe like no other lasses had,<br \/>\nand yet thou wouldst not loue me,<br \/>\nGreensleeues was all my ioy,<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my delight:<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my hart of gold,<br \/>\nAnd who but Ladie Greensleeues.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Where did I go wrong?<\/p>\n<p>Angelus, was every sweet nothing you whispered just a lie? Have I come so far for nothing?<\/p>\n<p><em>My gayest gelding I thee gaue,<br \/>\nTo ride where euer liked thee,<br \/>\nNo Ladie euer was so braue,<br \/>\nAnd yet thou wouldst not loue me.<br \/>\nGreensleeues was all my ioy,<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my delight:<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my hart of gold,<br \/>\nAnd who but Ladie Greensleeues.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And now it&#8217;s me who is gelded, my manhood undone by his cruel indifference. My mother was right when she told me to never trust a vampire.<\/p>\n<p><em>For euerie morning when thou rose,<br \/>\nI sent thee dainties orderly:<br \/>\nTo cheare thy stomack from all woes,<br \/>\nand yet thou wouldst not loue me.<br \/>\nGreensleeues was all my ioy,<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my delight:<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my hart of gold,<br \/>\nAnd who but Ladie Greensleeues.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Maids. Manservants. Every morning. For three months. Then one morning I woke up, and he was gone, leaving not so much as a note on my pillow. Is it too much to ask for an explanation?<\/p>\n<p><em>And who did pay for all this geare,<br \/>\nthat thou didst spend when pleased thee?<br \/>\nEuen I that am reiected here,<br \/>\nand thou disdainst to loue me.<br \/>\nGreensleeues was all my ioy,<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my delight:<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my hart of gold,<br \/>\nAnd who but Ladie Greensleeues.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Heartbroken, alone, and without funds. That&#8217;s how he left me. And yet I still love him, still dream of his tender touch upon my brow, his fangs digging into my flesh.<\/p>\n<p><em>Wel, I wil pray to God on hie,<br \/>\nthat thou my constancie maist see:<br \/>\nAnd that yet once before I die,<br \/>\nthou wilt vouchsafe to loue me.<br \/>\nGreensleeues was all my ioy,<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my delight:<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my hart of gold,<br \/>\nAnd who but Ladie Greensleeues.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>He has to see it, has to know. He will come for me. He will come to me.<\/p>\n<p><em>Greensleeues now farewel adue,<br \/>\nGod I pray to prosper thee:<br \/>\nFor I am stil thy louer true,<br \/>\ncome once againe and loue me.<br \/>\nGreensleeues was all my ioy,<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my delight:<br \/>\nGreensleeues was my hart of gold,<br \/>\nAnd who but Ladie Greensleeues.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oh yes, he will be mine&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh yes, he will be mine&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angel-the-series","category-angelusthe-beast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":246,"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions\/246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.adamao.org\/minim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}